Ok...Let me tell you guys something.. I went to Bank Simpanan National (BSN) at Karamunsing today.. I went there to buy UPU ( I don't know what's the full name for UPU, so do not ask me! Hehehe )..
So, I say to the lady at the counter..
Me: Ehem.. ehem.. I wanna buy UPU form miss..
Lady: Can I have the form in your hands please?
Me: Yeah sure...
Lady: Let me key in your number in the system and check it for you..
Me: Alright..
Lady: It says, "Invalid number".. Oh no.. I can't key in your number.
Me: *Thinking( Wth??? Hey!!! I walked hundreds of miles just to buy my UPU form! You better give it to me before I lay this big smooth right hand over your pink face!!*.... Actually that was what I wanna say.. But what comes out of my mouth was
Me: Ouw.. ok.. Ermm.. Sorry.. I'll come back next time.. Thank you miss.. ( Hahaahaa.. Oh Gosh! How coward I am! Na.. I'm not coward, I'm just a very kind and nice guy left in this pathetic world.. Everyone knows that! *peace)
So.. anyway after that I left with a broken heart... =( Pretty sad story huh?? I know... I know..Hahaha..
What's is even sad actually happened to me late in the afternoon.. I was at the KFC ( my favorite restaurant! Yay! I like to sit my lazy bum at Bandaran KFC chair.. So yeah.. Hit me up there sometimes people.. *wink.
So, back to our story.. Sorry, my story actually... So, I was surfing the net after I get my tummy fulled.. And while I was still surfing the net, facebooking, tagging, friendstering.... There these two big white men sitting just right next to me! well, Of course I ignored them cause they are not my friends.. Hehehe..But, they are getting annoying and more annoying later on.. They were laughing like the whole world was theirs... But, their jokes weren't that bad after all.. In fact, it almost horse laugh when I listen to their jokes! Hahahaa.. Extremely funny! Then, my one of my friends call me through the phone.. As I speak English........................ Both of them ( the white men started to stare at me!) Gosh! I can see you both are staring at me!
Then after I finished talking with my friend one of the guy says these to me.
White man 1: Hi there... You speak English very well!
Me: Ouw.. thank you very much... *If you see all my essays, you won't say so..
White man 1: Yeah.. Anyway, we are just staying near here, maybe we can hang out plus we are really bored now.
Me: Yeah...I'll think about it ( with a smile on my pathetic face! ) * WTf????? I'll think about it????? what Am I saying??? Ouw Gawd!!! I'm such a stupid cow! What kind of answer was that???
White man 1: Ouw.. Then it's okay.. Ermm.. we're leaving now.. See you then.. * See me then???????? Ouw Okay.. To be honest.. YOU CANNOT see me again!! This will be our first and last meeting since I we know we will not meet each other again! Aaawww.. They give even stupider answer than me! HA.HA! We're even!
So, guys.. Please tell me.. Have you ever had this situation before where you answer stupidly?? Or what's the most stupid answer you have ever said to someone you do not know before? Click the comment below and please tell me guys.. Alright.. See you guys in my next stupid essay..
Have a nice day (^_^)
Posts
